I went with a black button-up shirt and jeans. I forgot about that combination. I was going to wear a dress, but it was just too too weird. And depressing. It was the dress I'm going to wear for my birthday. I can't wear my birthday dress to a Round Table interview.
First, I was interviewed by a mere child (had to be no older than 18) wearing glitter make up. I repeat: glitter make up. After everything I said, she either said it was "pretty cool" or "tight." That interview lasted about five minutes. Max.
Then, I was interviewed by an eager-to-please (also young, but not as young) nerd with bad teeth. Distractingly bad. He asked me the same questions the mere child asked. That interview lasted about five minutes. Max.
They led me to believe I was basically hired as long as I give them a copy of my driving record from the DMV. So, I went to the DMV, mentally preparing myself for the nightmare that is going to the DMV. There were two security guards outside who yelled to me, as soon as I opened my car door, "DMV's closed!" Me: "Why?" Them: "Budget problems. Gov'ner's orders." Me: "When will it open again?" Them: "Next week. Monday through Thursday."
Then, I called Round Table and told them I won't be able to get the driving record for two weeks. They know I'm taking the bar next week, and will be out of town the week after that. They said they'll try to fill the job until I get it to them, so I should get it as soon as possible.
So, now I have to go to the DMV on Monday. Yes, the day before the bar. Yes, my last day to study/relax. I'll have to wait for a million years to get the stupid driving record. The last time I had to go there, I had to wait three hours.
All this for a stupid $8/hour job, three days a week, during the day, when there are shitty tips.
First, I was interviewed by a mere child (had to be no older than 18) wearing glitter make up. I repeat: glitter make up. After everything I said, she either said it was "pretty cool" or "tight." That interview lasted about five minutes. Max.
Then, I was interviewed by an eager-to-please (also young, but not as young) nerd with bad teeth. Distractingly bad. He asked me the same questions the mere child asked. That interview lasted about five minutes. Max.
They led me to believe I was basically hired as long as I give them a copy of my driving record from the DMV. So, I went to the DMV, mentally preparing myself for the nightmare that is going to the DMV. There were two security guards outside who yelled to me, as soon as I opened my car door, "DMV's closed!" Me: "Why?" Them: "Budget problems. Gov'ner's orders." Me: "When will it open again?" Them: "Next week. Monday through Thursday."
Then, I called Round Table and told them I won't be able to get the driving record for two weeks. They know I'm taking the bar next week, and will be out of town the week after that. They said they'll try to fill the job until I get it to them, so I should get it as soon as possible.
So, now I have to go to the DMV on Monday. Yes, the day before the bar. Yes, my last day to study/relax. I'll have to wait for a million years to get the stupid driving record. The last time I had to go there, I had to wait three hours.
All this for a stupid $8/hour job, three days a week, during the day, when there are shitty tips.
Good choice on black shirt and jeans. Is this for pizza delivery during the day? Unless Round Table has insurance, your State Farm car insurance does not cover car delivery jobs. The RT in CC did not offer car insurance. Sounds risky to me. Relax on Monday I think would do you more good. But, I am not sayng this in my "dad" role! I think you would hate RT delivery. Last resort?
ReplyDeleteUGH. i tried to vote but i can't comment on my iphone! you should have TOTALLY gone with the business suit. and a briefcase. then they wouldn't have even bothered with the driving record, i'm sure.
ReplyDeleteyou should apply for in-n-out. don't they pay like $1 million/hour? and then you get free in-n-out, so you will save on food money too.
don't take carrie's advise. 30lbs in one year. screw rt, let them look and don't worry about it. unless you are just into free pizza for a month or something. haha. how about doing characitures on the pier?
ReplyDeletedont' listen to anyone. round table was one of the best and funest jobs ive ever had.
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